Re: Please sell me on why I'd want to ever play a bard, when they seem so weak...
Originally Posted by MaxWilson
Level 1: Hexblade 1 (for Wis/Cha save proficiencies, medium armor + shields, Shield spell, Hex)
If you go Valor or Sword bard you can even dual-wield short swords for 6d6+4ish (three attacks at 2d6 each from Hex, +Dex bonus on the first two) though it requires an initial setup round for Hex and personally I would just stick with sword + shield.
Even better, +Cha bonus since you're hexblade.
Trust but verify. There's usually a reason why I believe you can't do something.