Professionals Annoyed By Entertainment

[Jay R]

After I read this I spent like half an hour trying to come up with ways to apply this same formation to other means of death. So far the best I've got is 'bullecute' for being shot.

Put to death by hanging: noosecute
Put to death in the French Revolution: guillocute
Put to death by injection: pharmacute
Put to death by handbag: persecute
Put to death at long distance: telecommute
Put to death by reading dull books: prosecute
Burned at the stake: barbecute
Put to death by a former spouse: execute


Meanwhile, back at the topic, two of my biggest gripes are:
Using a gun to open a lock (the most likely result it to jam it so it cannot open), and
Using gasoline explosions when the situation is clearly dynamite, or anything else that has a totally different look.