Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permission

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*Despite what my cats have done to my nondenominational winter holiday tree in real life, a housecat cannot one-round a Treant.

Of course not, by your implication in an earlier post, it would require a swarm of cats to mirror your RL experience and 1-round the treant.