* Despite precedent, a game of D&D is not a common law court and is not bound to follow precedent
* An in-game court is not to be construed to follow English common law unless the setting is a post medieval common law country.
* Yes, Australia is a modern common law nation, and an expectation of common law from the regular human courts is reasonable. A court run by literal kangaroos, however, shall be construed as being completely uncommon and unreasonable.
* "Construe" is not the Australian term for using the bathroom.
* Or the toilet or the lou or the dun