Aldo takes a deep breath. "I think we've been going over all this wrong; we should be trying to work together, not arguing like this. Now, let's look at it objectively. I want this turkey, which has already been paid for, for a party for Elding Coldvale, my father. You need it as a prop for your impromptu performance. These two goals aren't mutually exclusive per se, and as my uncle Silva said 'Problems are just Opportunity's understudy'.

You're playing the princess' lover, correct? And a man of that import clearly has a manservant. Cast me as it and I'll be glad to lend it to your play. I mean, obviously it's far too minor for a speaking role or even a credit, but the experience could be invaluable to my fledgling career."