Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permission

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*In a cinematic espionage game with a serious tone, my character may not hire a mariachi band to follow him around playing the James Bond theme.
**My character’s backstory may not be a spoof of anything in the Metal Gear Solid series.
***At no point in his life was my character a rejected Cobra Unit operative called “The Depraved Indifference To Human Life.”