* My PC may no longer be designed sheer my ideal partner.
** The GM doesn't care if everybody does it sometimes, they don't want me to be playing a caricature of them.
*** If I have a crush on the GM, or any other player, I am to leave it by the door when playing the game.
Not actually all happened together yet, but the individual parts have and I've moved past the likelihood of it all happening together. Mostly.