From an Exalted game.

Rose; So it is time we do politics.
Onyx; So you mean kidnapping right?


Onyx; I do not think you understand I'm a god.
Rose; You are an exalted not a god.
Onyx; I hear the prayers of people and can grant minor miracles with my will alone if that isn't a god then what am i missing the animal sacrifices?


Rose; Yup you are crazy your body has gone insane and your soul is fighting it.
Crazy Chimera Lunar; Oh well that explains the murder
Onyx; *WHIPS A BOTTLE AT HIS HEAD!*, AND THAT IS FOR RUNNING!


Gm; I don't know who won tonight when it comes to accomplishments.
Quinn; I played an Organ and had my Torment lowered
Cricket; I was a nerd with a mage
Ruby; I got some necromancer spells
-Everyone Stares at Onyx-
Onyx; I only slept with 1 Dragon King.


Gm; In the morning when you go to leave the Dragon King gives you a kiss she is very impressed.
Onyx; I de-materialize like a god and repeat what she said back to me in old realm.
Gm; Ok 1 she is blushing realizing you understood that, and 2 you just mind freaked a Dragon King because she thought you were not a god since her power lets her detect gods.
Ruby; Did you just spend 12 Essence to mind freak a one-night stand?
Onyx; Worth it