Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

[Yora]

Played today on Roll20, of course.

"We have to make sure nobody comes to the inn and starts looking where everyone has gone."
"Maybe we can put up a sign that says the inn is closed?"
"Perhaps we can get the mayor to say that so they believe it."
"Or there is a disease and everyone has to stay at home."

Evil priest plans to cast command on initiative count 4 to make the PCs cower on the floor for one round and buy himself more time.
Fighter on initiative count 5 wants to order him to surrender. "Stop fighting and get down on the floor!"
Priest: "No U!"
Fighter fails Wisdom save.