Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)

[Guizonde]

bernie: wait, those were psykers? i thought they were vegans!

v5.32: what does the diagnostor say?
grigori: salty.

dm: in the grim darkness of the far future, there is no spoon.

wynnifred: i out-kinked a drukhari.

langlois: incoming pineapple! *boom*
dm: oooh, no lube, no less!
bernie: man, are drukhari kinky or what?

melman: you're a pariah, bernie.
bernie: *cries in potterhead*

bernie: limiter off...
wynnif: *flinches*
bernie: limiter on...
wynnif: *sighs contentedly*
bernie: limiter off...
wynnif: *flinches*
bernie: i'm gonna have fun.

grigori: look, i always thought you were an idiot, bernie, but now i realize you're just handicapped! it's better, i think?

langlois: welp, no more dark eldar. drinks on the boss!
inquisitor melman: wait, what?

v5.32: i hook myself up to a lascannon battery and work sleeplessly for a week.
grigori: is that the equivalent of a caffeine i.v. for toasters?

grigori: v! quit hitting on the toaster! i want breakfast!
v5.32: she loves me more, meatbag!