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2020-05-04, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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#377
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)
And from my MNM game:
Gaea: I turn into sonic and use my shot gun to double tap them by blowing their heads of. JUSTICE!
Mark ooc: I need to draw this
Gaea ooc: there's lots of blood
Gaea: don't you see? We can't die, we're gods!
Entire group: backs away slowly.
GM(me): Ok Mobile Base Jim just dropped a massive military base in the middle of a new York City street, and the hero's are calling you bad guys.
Specter: the rat is clearly the leader!
GM(me): no he's just psychic I swear
Me: this time don't make an insane one though ok?
Gaea's player making new character: I promise to try.
Specter: oh no we still have the bomb
GM(me): Your going to attack?
Spiderhobo: yes
GM(me) OK, you see the hobos shirt burst open as four more arms come out, revealing not the pot belly you expected but toned bad.
Spiderhobo: and I'm holding 6 glocks.
Mark: wait, your lugers shoot 50 cal rifle shells, aren't those like, 8 inches long?
Spiderhobo: yes, and now you need to draw these lugers.
Mark: darn it! They re putting all 200 of my demons in trash bags!