Iron Chef Optimization Challenge: E6 Appetizer Edition (Round XXIII)

[Vrock Bait]

Looks like very nice batch of builds! My original idea was to use an anthropomorphic baleen whale(LA +0), then min/max their Jump and carrying capacity because falling object damage is based on weight on distance, and bypasses damage reduction and ignores armor class.

TLDR: Bouncing baleen that sits on people until they die.