Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
I just realized that Durkon keeps getting killed by evil Clerics.

Durkon: I’ve just met an evil cleric of a death god! I’m sure we can be friends, because we’re both clerics. Oh No... vampirism!. Who could have predicted that?

Durkon (a week later): Look! Another evil cleric, this time of a fire god. I’m sure this friendship will work out, because we’re both clerics. Oh no... Fire! Who could have predicted that?

Durkon (two days later): Hello, evil cleric of an insane god called “The Dark One”. Would like to hang out and be buddies? We’re both clerics, so I feel safe being unarmed.
*snort of laughter*

At least with the cleric of Loki, they'd previously had friendly relations (err, extremely friendly), even if it ended sadly, so he can maybe be excused on this one.