So Where's The Space Alien Invasion?

[Wizard_Lizard]

If I was an evil alien species looking for colonies this is exactly how I would do it. Repeat virus breakouts until the civilizations collapse and the species declines below being a military threat, then conquer the remaining few million to stick in zoos.

Nah that sounds way too unrealistic... wait. wait. Dammit. Don't worry we have the lizard people to defend us, General Zark Muckerberg, Queen Elizardbeth, and of course me will unite to fight off the aliens.