[Twice but Nice Thrift Shop]

Sales are a good place to find cheap things. Obviously.
And cheap things can attract people to buy them. Obviously.
Today's lucky winner is a short man of dusty-blond hair in his mid-thirties, looking not terribly healthy but also like he hasn't been getting enough...well anything really. But maybe some small material things can make him feel better, right?
Well, that isn't terribly likely but no one has been there to tell him that, so inside he arrives, immediately looking around for something nice that he might put on his shelf to forget about some of his more serious problems.