[Jade's Magical Half-Horse Lair]

Walter grins. A horrible grin that can only mean the absolute worst.
"So what you're suggesting is that I...
threw you to the wolves?"
Or dad jokes. That works too.
"But seriously, Jade? I'm a god. You only had to pray and I would have given you an answer. I told you that I was on call if you needed help. Not to mention you could have just pulled out your phone and looked it up. It takes a lot of energy for a minor god like me to physically manifest." He seems somewhat embarrassed to have her literally waving her chest in his direction.
"Ok is that just a thing you do around guys you barely know? Are you sure you're not normally a centaur or satyr?" Honestly he's not used to him not being the one doing the silly lewd things in the room.