Quote Originally Posted by PattThe View Post
Imagine Haley and Elan vs Team Evil.. What could those two even hope to do?
Elan vs Team Evil
Elan: Hi! I'm Elan!
Redcloak:... And?
Elan: I'm a bard. I can, like, sing and stuff.
Redcloak:...
Elan: And I wondered if... I dunno... You needed something put into a song?
Redcloak: Why would I want a song...
Elan: Maybe a historic epic about goblinoid triumphs, or something.
Redcloak: no, no, I'm not having humans capitalising on our cultural...
Elan: Oh, goblinoid musical cultures? Like Bugbear Throat Singing, or Hobgoblin Battle Hymns?
Redcloak: I... Wait you know about them?
Elan: I don't normally play them, I'm very aware of appropriation. But if you have any Goblin Bards, then I could teach them what I've learnt and restore the cultural heritage that was lost.
Redcloak: I don't get it, what's in it for you?
Elan: Um, I'm a bard? We take lessons in how to be fifth wheels in other people's storylines.

Haley vs Team Evil
Redcloak: Where's my holy symbol?
Xykon: Has anyone seen my shoes?
MitD: Didn't you used to have a belt for that robe?
Xykon: And has anyone seen the idiots umbrella? This scene can only exist in transcript without it!