Jade's Lair

Oh so there WERE changes? I knew it. People who get hit with weirdness from Libra are the most likely to get hit by weirdness again. It's a cosmic force at work. Trust me, I would know. Man, would he ever. This is all your fault, cosmic forces who like having this happen.
But. Um. You don't have to apologize. I know you don't really think of me as your patron. We're not really in any form of partnership that would warrant a jealous response. But well, I can count on my toes the amount of people who have summoned me. And I'm a centaur at the moment. Eeeeeven if you summoning me was entirely my own fault, unlike fixing the hippo-kobold or Anima wanting a favor or making that lady a lady. So uh...you have a nice night?
Ooops did Wicke just admit that he's only actually been summoned by mortals four times? That's a little embarrassing.