I was going to make a joke about a book, but I'm going to err on the side of caution.
If you ever make it close to the MS gulf coast for any reason, I'll take you to a super tacky casino that has a fantastic buffet. They have snow crab, jonah crab, and dungeoness. Dungeoness is where it's at, let me tell ya. No lobster, you want to be in the near-Canada coasts for that (lobster is also amazing). Anything for my fellow shellfish lover!
Not at all!