Neat and convenient coincidences of planet Earth (and other planets)

[Bohandas]

Indeed. When the catfolk from Alpha Centauri arrive, they will be more interested in talking to our cats than to us. And if they assumed that we existed as servants for our cats, I'm not sure I could come up with a convincing argument to the contrary.

Like the fact that all the cats are eunuchs, which they wouldn't be if they were in charge