Even without Tex, I figured the odds would be pretty stacked. Tucker is a one man army with his energy sword by a certain point, and Caboose is stronger than a heavy duty forklift. Meanwhile Simmons and Grif are incompetent, and Donut is a borderline pacifist. That leaves Church as the only dead weight on the Blue team, and Sarge as the only competent combatant on the Red team.