[All I Want for Thanksmas is You]

The revolutionary spirit of... youth? How old is this berk, anyway? Michalson can't help but empathize. Maybe something good can come of this. He gave up most of his ideals, but other people don't have to.

"Once we've returned to my superiors and you've been tried for what you've done 'ere, I can recommend a number of forms of activism. To oppose exploitin' the workforce and encourage true generosity during this season and beyond. You can make a difference without makin' such a huge mess."