Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permission

[Spore]

I am not to voice random NPCs in my best Salad Fingers impersonation solely for the sake of seeing who gets uncomfortable.

I may not slowly introduce Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher as random townsfolk, slowly drifting away from the actual story focussing on random details like a rusty nail standing off of the town sign.
I doubly may not hint at all of Saladfinger's friends being part of some Old God cult.
Insight rolls may not reveal individual NPC's overall taste.