Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permission

[Rater202]

*I may not claim to have the sharpest eyes in all the land with a -5 to my perception related skills.

*A character who has no eyes can't claim to have the sharpest eyes in the land by having a pair of custom made +5 feycraft pureore orethblood/pureore Mythril keen vorpal daggers of greater wounding designed specifically to slide in snuggly to their empty eyesockets and be held in place with straps.
**Not even if he names them The Left and Right Eye of *Name*