New Dungeons & Dragons movie...?

[Scarlet Knight]

OK , let's assume the Movie Makers are similar in intelligence to the lot who thought "the Hobbit" would be improved by an elf/dwarf romance.

Now they decide they want to grab the "Game of Thrones" crowd and think a D&D movie can be their ticket. They want violence, nudity, gore and sex with it.

"Guardians of the Flame", with it's :

Spoiler

Show

dragons being enslaved for centuries to flame away a city's excrement, PCs gang raped by NPC bandits, PCs dying kicking on the end of a spear in the guts, and a wheelchair-bound kid winding up literally flamed to death in the real world

suddenly makes sense.

I can even hear the tag line: "D&D...it's not for kids anymore...."