Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
Okay, you English-speakers have got to be doing this on purpose at this point.
A more worryingly plausible explanation is that they in fact aren't and that's just how muddled they are.


Consider.

Football, a game widely considered in it's modern form to be "invented" by the British
British American
A game using a round spherical object called a ball. I'm not even sure what that is. A dried and cured dinosaur egg?
A game using primarily your feet and absolutely not your hands. 1 exception apply. A game using primarily your hands and absolutely not your feet. 2 exceptions applies.

At this point we should probably be glad icecream doesn't mean a very hot type of chili sause in one of those places.