Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
* may not charge at a dragon with nothing but a sword and courage
** If after fighting me for a while the dragon begins flying away from me, may not yell "COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!" and immediately begin pursuing
*** Cannot show up at the dragon's sleeping place alone and go "Now fight fairly you big lizard! Give it everything you got!" while already being half-dead.
**** May not somehow win that fight anyways
***** May no longer fight dragons as if I'm playing Monster Hunter: Worlds.
WHAT KIND OF DM THINKS THIS IS A BAD THING?!

Ahem.

Sorry about that.

That's *EPIC.* The table should be remembering this for decades.