Seems everyone should get a wheelchair. Including beholders. And giants. And those ocra things with wings.

Orcs with aggressive plus plows? Kobolds hitting twice as hard? Everyone has spider walking? That would make D&D so much better. And we'd all feel better about ourselves not being abelist.

Why not take this to it's conclusion? Make everyone use a wheelchair, and call those who use their legs disabled?

Then rewrite every optimization guide to include wheelchairs. Anything less would be sub-optimized!

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