I realize you’re probably being facetious but i’m legit interested in how that would look.
I'm not. A "you were born under the star sign of X and therefore have A, B, C qualities" would be a better system than the alignment system. You can even tie it in with outsiders and magic.
Black text is for sarcasm, also sincerity. You'll just have to read between the lines and infer from context like an animal