Male 30 year old Halfling: I haven't had this much fun since I was a 13 year old girl.
Riden: I'm a pretty accomplished trophy hunter
Lakhi: wait... I thought you gave the penis back.
Lakhi: how many people have you murdered?
Naga: 1
Filo: Oh! That seams like a pretty reasonable amount of murder.
Lakhi: I will appreciate the torture. I mean you will appreciate the torture. We all will appreciate the torture.
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2021-03-07, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition VII: (Edited for less context)
Signet, the eternal.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Where did you start yours?
On an island where many NPCs were slaughtered by ooze monsters while the party tried desperately to escape. Ah, Memories.
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