"Did we just get pranked into murdering a guy for no reason?"
"If it makes you feel better, we're about to genocide the entire city, so you know.... his life didn't really matter anyway."
"Thanks, that somehow doesn't make me feel better about any of this."


"Did you... eat his belongings?"
"The rest of him is still in the parlor if you're interested."
"... I'm gonna loot the body."


"So is your ritual going to turn everyone into Slaads, like this was going to?"
"No, my ritual is going to turn it into soup."
"Ooh, where's the ritual circle of unlimited breadsticks?"