I'm A Billionaire Now

[Peelee]

Does your elephant have a diver's license? Everyone knows that anyone who lets their elephant dive without a license has to pay a $5 million fee.

Fortunately, my diving elephant is not a driving elephant.

I think the (while one still can) thing was about that pandemic thing every youngun is blabbering about these days. Back in my days, we had our pokeymans and we catched them uphill in the snow, dagnabit.

Ohhhhhh, that makes much more sense. In that story, the elephant was kind of the elephant in the room, so I instantly thought of that framing instead of covid issues.

Clearly you've not met the rather vocal young people who feel very strongly about the subject of animals.

I am one of those rather vocal young people who feel very strongly about the subject of animals.

Well, for loose definitions of "young", anyway.