Kirby Watch Day Seven:
Here again we see the Gordos prove to be Kirby's most hated and difficult foe to defeat once again.

One wonders what strange form of evolution that lead to "suplex" being its own distinct ability on Popstar for Kirby to absorb rather than it being some form of general martial artist/fighter kirby powers....

Is absorbing a being with sleep powers, Kirby's way of eating a sleeping pill? Stranger still is the environment where this takes place: technically since these power ups work on no one BUT Kirby, the only way they logically would be here is if they were placed here specifically to keep Kirby from taking whats within. Why? who decided to build defenses to keep out a single being to protect a single Mr. Saturn? wait....who kidnapped a Mr. Saturn and put him in a chest? Why did a Mr. Saturn come to Popstar? is Popstar some strange dimensional nexus intersecting other universes where things just fall into from time to time? like a shore where junk washes up from the sea?

we may never know the answers.