In-Universe-Time, Pintsize and Marten have lived together for.... What, 5 years or something? More? I think it's something like 5 to 7 years or something like that.

Having lived with Marten for all that time, and with Faye, and with Dora, and with Bubbles, and being periphery to characters like Hannelore, and Marigold, and Angus, and May.... If Pintsize hasn't already worked out for himself that being humanoid and having humanoid responsibilities is bull**** and that anyone with half an iota of sense would refuse it if given the chance, then I have no sympathy for the little twerp.

I'm not bitter, you're bitter.