Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking Game

[Anonymouswizard]

but would you want to risk eating a chocolate that had an unknown cheese place by a guy who would pick the most vile cheese he can find?

Chocolate with charcoal cheese?

Do I at least get quince?

If my warrior princess keeps insisting that NPCs pay her tribute by kissing her feet, eventually the GM will make one of them... into it.

Hey, it's a fantasy game. Who are you to say which fantasies can't be included?

* 'It's a fantasy game' is no excuse for making monogamy illegal in-setting.
** Or culturally frowned upon.
*** Must admit that not everybody agrees work my lifestyle choices.