Sunny Orchard

Sandy shakes his head.
”I would never mack on a bro’s girl. That’s against the bro rules. But I can offer this.” He holds up the bucket he’s been carrying this whole time.
”This is from a fancy glowing well. The water is cleaner and tastier than any of the stream water you’re going to find out here. And everyone knows you have to drink water before you go for the hard stuff or you’ll get a worse hangover. You’re going to a party, right?”
Well that’s how it works for humans. He doesn’t think faeries actually have to bother hydrating. But he doesn’t have much else to offer.