The Elder Scrolls: The XVII Princes of Oblivion

[Kareeah_Indaga]

The celestials? You mean the constellations? Do they ever do anything?

You mean, aside from giving everyone minor super powers just for being born in their months/touching their stones? Yes, there’s an entire questline for them in Craglorn.

Akatosh leaves to get coffee and people start giving bith to their parents. Is it really a surprise he's okay with Alduin eating everybody?

Is he though? He arranged for a Dragonborn just in time to stop Alduin.

This just created the image of Akatosh and Periyte as a pair of overworked IT support guys.

Akatosh is a server admin that can't look away without someone letting a million spam bots in and Dagon trying to crash the exchange stack, and Periyte gets sent around to computers that are "super defective, get up here and fix it or lose your job" when it's just not plugged in.

And then he has to carry all the junk off someone's desk down to Akatosh, who's furious because Sheogorath posted the company WAN details and password in a Facebook meme.

I like this mental image.