Tarmor's Terribly Tantalizing Tarasque Terrrifying Random Banter #234

[Metastachydium]

There's no meaningful difference between a gaping chest wound and a paper cut, except for size and location.

If something prevents you from suffering fatal injuries but still lets you be harmed, that's not immortality, that's a curse.

Immortality means not being mortal. Even by the most narrow definitions, as long as you cannot die, you are immortal. It doesn't have to be pleasant.