Wow, MrAbdiel, you've seriously put some good effort into this! I'm not really itching to get into combat right away myself... and frankly, my character would probably get KO'd pretty quickly if that did happen. So anyway! More of this RP stuff sounds fun..
I can roll fortitude, but man, her rolls are abysmal! I think that thankfully, one way or another, she tried some of that herbal remedy...
Fortitude: [roll0]
expertise (natural science): [roll1]
expertise (history): [roll2]
Oh dear, I think she's gonna come down with something....