So both blurbs are up. On the one hand, kool aid man is strong enough to smash through any barrier and can warp reality to the extent of turning mountains into koolaid drink pouches and can dimension hop. On the other hand, macho man has decades of combat experience, has fought spiderman, and most impressively, has fought CHUCK NORRIS. The man so powerful that when he does a pushup, he is actually pushing the earth DOWN. This is anybody's match folks.