Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking Game

[Anonymouswizard]

*If I find a genie that actually grants wishes to the best of it's ability without actively trying to screw you, I can't use my three wishes on "fast, secure, and reliable internet access on all my devices. For the heating and air conditioning in my house to always work properly. solar panels on my house that will never need to be repaired or replaced."
**'Becuase simple quality of life things like that are less likely to go wrong than something big' is not an excuse.

You have enough wishes left? I thought wish one would be good you not to have to wear pants.