Horrifying thought.

All of Ford Cruller's personalities in this game seem innocuous but are representative of different points in his relationship with Lucy...

What are his other personalities representative of? The Park Ranger, the Quartermaster, and so on...

The Admiral in the first game can even be seen administering affection to one particular canoe that has apparently been damaged by "psychic fish" and saying how he won't let anyone hurt "her" again, which if you trigger that can cause Raz to ask if he's in love with the canoe and...

Yeah. That probably means something.