Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

[Smoutwortel]

Granted! You are now an independent contractor. For every ten billable hours, it takes two hours of unpaid work to successfully process a payment.

I wish for a week of vegetarian meals.

Granted one week a year vegetarian meals march over the roof tops making very loud chanting noises at night.

I wish to be less scary.