In third place:

Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
"I said that the image should give me goose-BUMPs, not goose butts."
In second place:

Quote Originally Posted by Gold Leaf View Post
"Hey, guys! Look at this cool thing I found underwater!"
"What is it this time, Frank?"
"MADE YOU LOOK! Hehehehahahaha!"
"..."
"Why do we still let you hang out with us?"
And in First Place:

Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
"Dangit, Petey, where did you put the remote...???"
Lacco, you're up next.