[Definitely Normal Errands]
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"Just the standard elemental summoning techniques!" the distraught gnoll wails. "A magic circle with a sympathetic item in the center and antipathetic items ringing the circle to bind! But I used brownies for the antipathetic item those are the opposite of pancakes aren't they?"

Oh no!

There's the problem right there.

"Brownies aren't the opposite of pancakes!" Zee hastily informs the gnoll as she dives behind a cart full of stabbages to avoid another volley of pancakes. "Pancakes are round and flat and homogeneous! Brownies are the same except they're usually square!"

"These ones weren't square they were brownie cupcakes," the gnoll clarifies as the pancake elemental howls in fury and releases a wave of pancake batter that sweeps away several nearby spectators.

"That's just as bad!" Zee retorts as she invokes Matter to cause a maple syrup detonation on top of the elemental. The elemental is now sticky and sweet and Zee is getting really hungry but otherwise this doesn't appear to have helped. "You needed a CUBE of something! Like a cube of lasagna!"
The devil flaps her wings and soars over the wave of batter.
"..."
"That's crazy! The opposite of a pancake is a waffle!"

Then she tosses a little fireball at the pancakelemental. Just enough heat to get it to a perfect golden-brown texture.