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[paddyfool]

Third place:

"Fetch! Roll over! GAZE INTO THE MEANING OF INFINITY! HOLD IT! Hoooooold it.... Good girl!"

Second place:

worker painting the white lines on the road: moving things that are on the road is not in my job description. I only paint lines.

First place:

Okay, seriously though, why is Tiny Superman sharting snow onto that dog's head?

You're up, Dr.Gunsforhands!