Anonymouswizard's Astoundingly Assonant Random Banter #240

[Anonymouswizard]

That feel when you know the Knights of the Round Tables through books and movies and stuff rather than listening to Welsh bards around campfires.

You know what? Wales is only a train ride away, so I might do that!

The Knights were there before the Table (or knighthood, for that matter).

King Arthur and the lords of the really big firepit!

...that sounds like an actual pulp serial. Crazed volcano cultists attack Camelot, so Arthur and Gawain have to travel to their temple and beat up the high priest. It finally gets resolved when Gawain corks the volcano.

And yes, I know that they likely just had a normal table. I also really need to get back to The Warlord Chronicles.