Are you saying that you don't think a character from a children's show aimed at preschoolers and kindergarteners would get into an epic verbal smackdown with a primal force of nature itself? Bah! I suppose you think that Big Bird just gave a mildly stern talking-to. Next thing you know I'll hear people claim that the Count is not a blood-soaked sociopath that has turned the entire bario into his sexual slaves.