Let's Read: The Han Solo Adventures (1979)

[The Glyphstone]

Han Solo and Chewbacca: College Hunks Moving Company.

When the princess of Alderaan needs to empty her dorm room after the evil empire has kicked her out of death star college for bad grades, she is too afraid to tell her parents and petitions her uncle Obi-wan for help! Problem is, old obi-wan only has a honda civic. Thankfully, the heroic Han Solo and Chewbacca can come to her aid.

I'd watch that.

But really. This intractable war between you two gets a lot softer if we get rid of the pickup truck analogy and replace it with a white panel van or moving truck. You can make that chassis into a cargo transport, a passenger shuttle, a smuggling vehicle, all variants off the same basic pattern.