D&D Subclass Contest Chat Thread 2: Joke Entries Win with Alarming Frequency

[Old Harry MTX]

Meeting in a tavern is a classic way to start a campaign; what are some subclasses that might naturally hang out in that setting?

What about a subclass that lets you play the tavern itself? Perfect for oneshots.

Have we already done Monkeys and Apes as a theme?

I'm afraid no, as well as none "italian plumber" theme...